Splish-splash, splish-splash, splish-splash, splish...
Well! Here we are, back at Rothesay Pier;
The day-trippers
The sun is going down and they’re heading for the ships
Clutching wafer pokey-hats, and a tanner’s worth of chips
And Paw’s away to the saloon-bar to have another beer
As the paddle-steamer Waverley signals the all-clear
The Rothesay folk, with open mouths, sitting on the pier
Watching all those Glesga men, some so full of beer
Heading for the boat that was to take them up the Clyde
Back to Bonnie Scotland and their own fireside
Singing 'Auld Lang Syne' and 'Will ye no' come back again
'For goodness sake,' says one old guy, 'They're only going hame